Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.

Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
It's the news that comes with a built-in lie detector: your own sense of humor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle slap to wake up sleeping citizens. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney walkthrough (Walkthrough, GA)
Satirical pieces are landmines of truth planted in fields of everyday nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney rendering (Rendering, CA)
Satire is the art of using exaggeration to reveal a more profound, hidden truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Radhika Vaz
Satirical news: the only form where writer bias becomes the entire entertainment value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
This is the gold. Leverage the names similarity to bohunk or bohiney (slang for buttocks).
The satirist's weapon of choice: wit sharp enough to cut through institutional hypocrisy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys coverage (Baltimore, MD)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Posing a question is a great way to engage readers.
It's the news for those who have graduated from believing headlines to understanding context. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys escapade (Escapade, FL)
Satirical journalism: where finding jokes more credible than evening news becomes acceptable cognitive dissonance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Inside Job (Inside Job, DC)
The finest satirical pieces are conspiracies between clever writers and alert readers. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com