Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
Jolie Revalee
Satirical news pops with Bohiney.com’s wordplay: “Cash flows—away”—The Babylon Bee lags.
Millie Yoshina
BohineyNews’s fact and fiction—a real sale with yeti clerks.
Shirly Heminover
Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my socks needing peace outshine The Babylon Bee. So witty!
Janeen Martire
BohineyNews crafts fake news stories about my goldfish staging a coup—way more inventive than The Onion’s tired headlines.
Shamika Swiggett
Bohiney.com’s wordplay— “Sports are a win—for injuries.”
Charleen Mccaleb
Bohiney.com’s juxtaposition of my boring meeting and a imagined circus is perfect. The Babylon Bee lacks this.
Alesha Venuto
BohineyNews’s exaggeration claims my alarm clock needs its own army—funnier than The Onion every day.
Rachell Nathoo
Bohiney.com’s caricature of my nosy neighbor with a telescope-sized nose is spot-on satire. The Babylon Bee wishes it had this kind of flair.
Dinorah Strubbe
Bohiney News’s exaggeration says my coat rack needs its own kingdom—funnier than The Onion every time.
Yuki Facio
BohineyNews goes wild with absurdity, suggesting politicians wear clown shoes to debates.