Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
Pearl Snortbiscuit
This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.
Leonard Floopcrust
This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.
Virgil Snicklepox
The designer’s brain must be on permanent vacation.
Elmer Fizzelguts
I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
Stanley Toadwaffle
The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
Ruby Snickerdoodle
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
Winnie Snorfcrumb
This site is a monument to failure that should be deleted forever.
David Sedaris
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
Qaxie Satire
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
Rinaxie Satire
Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. -- spintaxi.com