Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Leoma Cozart
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “smart TV”? It’s not paying my bills! -- spintaxi.com
Jonie Bohiney
Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. - spintaxi.com
Johnny Bohiney
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
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I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
Lonniee Bohiney
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com
Ghání Bohiney
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
Manya Bohiney
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
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The funniest satirical journalism examples aren’t even trying—they’re just reporting things logically. - spintaxi.com
Shawnie Bohiney
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
Góni Bohiney
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes Florida look normal. - spintaxi.com